لنتعلم الإنجليزية
Enjoy your visit

لنتعلم الإنجليزية

Let's Learn ENGLISH Together
 
HomeGalleryFAQSearchRegisterLog in
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
Donate
Top posting users this week
Most active topics
شرح مفصل لقواعد اللغة الإنجليزية
للحاسوب WordWeb قاموس
قواعد اللغة الإنجليزية
أضخم مواقع تحميل الكتب العربية والإنجليزية
Adverbs
Mother's Heart
Excel خطة لحفظ 10 كلمات يوميا مدعومة بملف
Like/Tweet/+1
Keywords
Social bookmarking
Social bookmarking Digg  Social bookmarking Delicious  Social bookmarking Reddit  Social bookmarking Stumbleupon  Social bookmarking Slashdot  Social bookmarking Yahoo  Social bookmarking Google  Social bookmarking Blinklist  Social bookmarking Blogmarks  Social bookmarking Technorati  

Bookmark and share the address of لنتعلم الإنجليزية on your social bookmarking website
Visit Tracker
Visit Tracker


Share | 
 

 Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt

View previous topic View next topic Go down 

Vote
Bad
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
Ok
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
Good
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
Very Good
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
Excellent
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 0
 

AuthorMessage
Admin
Admin
avatar

Posts : 474
Join date : 2014-07-23
Age : 31
Location : Agadir

PostSubject: Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt   Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:55 pm

Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt

Mr.Watt rang Mr.Knott.

Knott: "Who's calling?"
Watt: "Watt."
Knott: "What is your name, please?"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
[Pause]
Watt: "Is this James Brown?"
Knott: "No, this is Knott."
Watt: "Please tell me your name."
Knott: "Will Knott."
Watt: "Why not?"
Knott: "Huh? What do you mean why not?"
Watt: "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
Knott: "But I told you my name!"
Watt: "No you didn't you said, "Will not".
Knott: "Not not, Knott, Will Knott!"
Watt: "That's what I mean."
Knott: "So you know my name."
Watt: "Of course not!"
Knott: "Good. So now, what is yours?"
Watt: "Watt. Yours?"
Knott: "Your name!"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
Watt: "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."
Knott: "You've been patient? What about me?"
[Pause]
Knott: "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."
"Of course not!"
Knott: "See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
Knott: "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."
[Pause]
Knott: "What is your name?"
Watt: "See, you do know!"
Knott: "Of course not!"
Watt:"Then why do you keep saying, Watt is your name."
Knott: "To find out your name!"
Watt: "But you already know it!"
Knott: "What?"
Watt: "See!"
Knott: "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what would your answer be?"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "No, no, give me only one word."
Watt: "Watt"
Knott: "Your name!"
Watt: "Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
Knott: "Oh, Wright!"
Watt: "Yeah!"
Knott: "So why didn't you say so before?"
Watt: "I told you so many times!"
Knott: "You never said Wright before"
Watt: "Of course I did."
Knott: "OK I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
Watt: "I do not."
Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
Watt: "I do not!"
Knott: "Good!"
Watt: "Oh, Guud!"
Knott: "Good."
Watt: "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
Knott: "No, it's Knott!"
Watt: "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
Knott: "Yes Wrigh
Back to top Go down
http://teacher-of-english.forumaroc.net/forum
 
Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Benjamin Kowalewicz
» Patrick Walker

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
لنتعلم الإنجليزية :: English for Fun التسلية-
Jump to: